You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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