hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
wow bdsm is so cute
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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