bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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