Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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