Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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