i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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