Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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