totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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