She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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