Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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