at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Are we still banned from the library?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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