Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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