he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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