I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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