so that wasnt chicken after all
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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