There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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