Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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