I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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