I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
They should really pass out barf bags in church
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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