can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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