She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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