that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
They are going to name an STD after you.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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