Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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