Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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