my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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