There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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