So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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