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I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.

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(669): I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation. http://tfl.nu/imft

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dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(519): dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto. http://tfl.nu/omlc

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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock

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(609): Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock http://tfl.nu/dnop

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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time

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(732): its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time http://tfl.nu/vuuh

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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.

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(330): I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies. http://tfl.nu/hccw

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(718): View more from New York

I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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(718): I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!" http://tfl.nu/wp1u

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(207): View more from Maine

he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead

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(207): he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead http://tfl.nu/s4ov

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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.

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(506): I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number. http://tfl.nu/oux0

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(248): View more from Michigan

Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....

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(248): Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs.... http://tfl.nu/1yzr

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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.

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(310): Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame. http://tfl.nu/5mgk

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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?

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(951): Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win? http://tfl.nu/8vq4

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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.

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(404): I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life. http://tfl.nu/rfqb

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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.

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(425): I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it. http://tfl.nu/bssm

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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.

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(248): Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good. http://tfl.nu/i36t

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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED

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(586): I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED http://tfl.nu/w9fp

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