its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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