Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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