This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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