That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
