did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
