So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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