I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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