I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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