Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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