I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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