I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Randomize
