The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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