The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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