they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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