So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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