let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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