I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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