why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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