I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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