she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I touched a dick in church today
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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