Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Randomize