but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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