Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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