the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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