I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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