Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
