used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
Randomize