her vagine was all disorganized.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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