I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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