You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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